There's Now A Helpline For If Your Fake Tan Goes Horribly Wrong

Self-tan brand Tan-Luxe have created the first ever fake tan helpline for when it all goes horribly wrong.

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To quote a mish mash of self tan brand Tan-Luxe and Drake (classic combination), 'We know when that TAN-LINE bling, that can only mean one thing'. Yup, you've messed up your fake tan again. And this time it's bad.

Almost as bad as that Drake pun... We'll let ourselves out.

But back to the point.

When we inevitably give ourselves ten minutes to do a full body fake tan (back included)/ can't find a mitt and think it'll all be alright (FYI it won't)/forget to wash off the guide colour and end up looking like Arnie during his peak bodybuilding days, a little calming advice while we're silently panicking would be the dream.

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Enter Tan-Luxe's newly launched TAN-LINE. A global helpline (yup, you can call even when you're on holiday) for when you've messed up your fake tan so bad the only human words you can form are, 'Hands. Ankles. Help.'

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Giving the phrase 'tan line' a whole new meaning, just call 0800-0129-292 (833-826-5893 if you're in the US) to be connected to a 24hr panel of tanning experts ready to give you advice on solving your self tan disaster and tips for how to do it right the next time (if you're brave enough).

Oh, and according to the brand, they're pretty into Celine Dion and eating pizza as well. Now that's our kind of call centre.

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The best bit? The helpline is genuinely helpful, huzzah! Whether you've used Tan-Luxe's products, your fave fake tan from another brand or a concoction of your own making, the hotline offers advice - no judgement included.

So next time you decide to self tan twenty minutes before donning your white wedding dress, don't call off the big day, just call the pros.

Just maybe send them a piece of cake to say thanks.

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