1Zombie Taylor
Will the real Night King please stand up?
2Happy Taylor in a Sad Grave
She may be dead, folks, but her glossy, Old Hollywood waves sure aren't.
3Rub-a-Dub-Dub Taylor
While taking the world's most-painful bath to wash the dead off of her, Taylor rocks a super-smudgy cat eye, a loosely curled chignon, and some vinyl red lips to match her dangerously sharp nails.
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4Snake Queen Taylor
Taylor wore what all snake queens wear when they're surrounded by family: raspberry-red lipstick and a deeply sleek side part.
5A Flock of Seagulls Taylor
Or, wait, no—maybe it's wild, party-girl Taylor? With glittery fuchsia lipstick and thick, combed-over bangs? Or, let's be real, it's probably a nod to Katy Perry, what with the front-seat leopard, the leopard-print dress, and, you know, the hair.
6Jailbird Taylor
We're assuming brick-red lipstick, pinned-back curls, and a deep smokey eye was actually was Kurt Vonnegut had in mind when he wrote Jailbird.
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7Vroom-Vroom Taylor
Coming to a biker gang near you, studded-leather Taylor can be seen with gunmetal-gray under-eye shadow, sheer-peach lips, and textured waves.
8Arsonist Taylor
Very cold from not wearing pants, bank-robbing Taylor sets fire to a pile of cash to keep warm, while showing off her bedhead-y waves and glitter-flecked burgundy lips.
9Dominatrix Taylor
Leather-strapped Taylor trains her army of clones friends with glossy finger waves (please note the kickass glittery streaks) and incredibly thick, long lashes.
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10Flashdance Taylor
Taylor Swift wasn't the only one who rose from the dead—her curls did, too, and her choppy, curly bangs and matte skin are giving us major '80s vibes.
11The One Taylor to Rule Them All Taylor
New, reinvented Taylor doesn't have time to dry her hair or fuss with smokey eyeshadow and shiny lips—she has Taylors to destroy! Here, we see pared-down Taylor, with some of the most neutral makeup in the video.
12"I'ma Let You Finish" Taylor
2009 Taylor is back with her curly chignon, her matte red lips, and her iconic '13' painted on her hand, but this time, nobody's letting her finish.
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13"You Belong with Me" Taylor
Wearing a shirt filled with the names of her current squad, Taylor goes for the no-makeup makeup look, showing the world what her bare lips actually look like IRL.
14Vandalizing Taylor
With thick, blunt bangs and a scarf to tie back her waves, delinquent Taylor can now spray paint 'reputation' on the side of her plane and saw off its wings without her hair getting in her face.
15Circus Ringleader Taylor
Top-hat Taylor brings back the same red lips and flat-ironed lob that she wore to the 2012 MTV EMAs.
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16The Swan Princess Taylor
Blossoming from an already beautiful swan into another already beautiful swan, Taylor recaptures the rosy cheeks and feathery headpiece of 2014's 'Shake It Off.' Except, of course, for the whole 'shaking off' thing. That Taylor can't come to the phone right now.
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