Well this is HUGE news. We have seen the future of fragrance and it is black and white with sunglasses on. Yes, Karl is launching a perfume at the same time as his stand alone store in London, but that's all we can tell you for now. In the mean time Lagerfeld has created his own language in emoticon form, of course, so you can express your text or twitter sentiments with inimitable style.

Roll on March when we can download the digital language of Lagerfeld and speak in monochrome to our nearest and dearest..

Karl, we studded-leather-glove-heart you, obv.