Because Tom was filming in Toronto on the night, we filmed his acceptance speech. In a locked hotel room. At midnight. With beer and burgers. Jealous, much?
However, the question people are asking is: why does Tom Hiddleston have a plaster on his head? So here are some options
a) We beat Tom around the head with a sterling silver candlestick to make him say nice things about ELLE?
b) Sex game gone wrong?
c) Sex game gone right?
d) Having completed the Donmar theatre Coriolanus run – during which he was suspended upside down and has his throat slit – without suffering bodily harm, he was bending over to pick up his bag and someone opened a door on his head.
The answer: Sadly not c) Or even b) for that matter. It is d)