What do you get when you mix iconic image-maker David LaChapelle with the Kardashian
family? A mind-boggling feat of neon-lit, hyper-real, dystopian excess aka the Kardashian Khristmas Kard 2013.
Frankly, its rather unsettling. The wide-angle shot captures the Kardashian
women power posing against a backdrop that resembles a dilapidated casino/game show set. Nightmareish? Yes, just a bit.
Forget coordinating Christmas jumpers and a roaring fire. There are flames here, alright - but theyre coming from a trash can, fuelled by a pile of discarded tabloid papers.
As for Kanye West
and Scott Disick, they're nowhere to be seen. Which is more than a shame. Although poor Bruce Jenner is trapped in what looks like a giant time capsule and little Mason is slumped on an old car seat, lest we forget its all about the girls.
The best bit? IT IS ALL ABOUT THE GIRLS. Khloe looks like a magnificent lioness her hair is suberb. Kylies expression is priceless - think Mean Girls - and Kendall appears to be stroking her head with the crystallised hand of one of the nude, broken mannequins strewn across the set.
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