From yelling at water to see if it had a molecular impact and 'conscious uncoupling,' through to steaming your vagina and condoning the eating of the brand's skin care products, it's safe to say that Gwyneth Paltrow's weekly lifestyle publication Goop might have been better labelled 'gobbledy-Goop.'
But, trust old Goop go and outdo even its own absurdity with its latest gift guide, appropriately titled, 'The Ridiculous, But Awesome Gift Guide'.
Last week, the website launched its annual festive guide for readers, advising them on shopping with suggestions including the likes of an Irene Neuworth custom pet pendant worth almost £6,000 to a vintage Limoges banana box worth £320 to carry your phallic-shaped fruit into work, in style.
Yup, this sh*t is actually bananas.
So, in honour of Goop's stupidly luxurious/verging on insane gift guide, we've found out what else you can buy for their suggested products:
Jason Home Leather Bicycle = £2,425
1,077 Tall StabucksCaffe Lattes
Lulled Living Art Moss Wall Garden = £485
242 Twix Cheesecakes
Jeff Koons Split Rocker Vase = £4,050
37 pots of Crème de la Mer Moisturing Cream
M'O Exclusive Dennis Hopper's Personal Record collection = £121,500
Three brand new C-Class Cabriolet Mercedes
Alexander McQueen Black Skull Large Umbrella = £413
1,652 Cadbury Dairy Milk Freddos
Theodent 300 With Rennou Toothpaste = £97
78 tubes of Colgate Max Fresh with cooling crystals toothpaste
Clear light Infrared Sauna = £1,858
14 nights, all inclusive holiday to Cancun, Mexico (with £600 spending money).
We think we know, what we'd choose.*
*Freddos. All the Freddos.
