All The Ridiculous Products On Goop's Christmas Gift Guide And What You Could Get Instead

Gwyneth Paltrow's online publication Goop has released its annual Christmas gift guide and yup, it's quite mental

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From yelling at water to see if it had a molecular impact and 'conscious uncoupling,' through to steaming your vagina and condoning the eating of the brand's skin care products, it's safe to say that Gwyneth Paltrow's weekly lifestyle publication Goop might have been better labelled 'gobbledy-Goop.'

But, trust old Goop go and outdo even its own absurdity with its latest gift guide, appropriately titled, 'The Ridiculous, But Awesome Gift Guide'.

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Last week, the website launched its annual festive guide for readers, advising them on shopping with suggestions including the likes of an Irene Neuworth custom pet pendant worth almost £6,000 to a vintage Limoges banana box worth £320 to carry your phallic-shaped fruit into work, in style.

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Yup, this sh*t is actually bananas.

So, in honour of Goop's stupidly luxurious/verging on insane gift guide, we've found out what else you can buy for their suggested products:

Jason Home Leather Bicycle = £2,425

1,077 Tall StabucksCaffe Lattes

When the season matches the cups. 🍁🍁🍁 #redcups #regram 📷 by @_sophiyah

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Lulled Living Art Moss Wall Garden = £485

242 Twix Cheesecakes

Jeff Koons Split Rocker Vase = £4,050

37 pots of Crème de la Mer Moisturing Cream

M'O Exclusive Dennis Hopper's Personal Record collection = £121,500

Three brand new C-Class Cabriolet Mercedes

Alexander McQueen Black Skull Large Umbrella = £413

1,652 Cadbury Dairy Milk Freddos

Who doesn't love #freddos?! We're packing our goody bags for our #ChocolateGala! There are a few tables left, so book now!!

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Theodent 300 With Rennou Toothpaste = £97

78 tubes of Colgate Max Fresh with cooling crystals toothpaste

Clear light Infrared Sauna = £1,858

14 nights, all inclusive holiday to Cancun, Mexico (with £600 spending money).

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We think we know, what we'd choose.*

*Freddos. All the Freddos.

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