Many of us are partial to a breton stripe, devour plenty of viennoiseries and wouldn't say no to a Parisienne lover or deux.

Ménage à trois, anyone?

But if your language skills are as basic as ours, you know you come off more than a little Key Stage Three vocab list when trying to impress your frenchie friends.

We have literally all been there, trying to play it cool around our wine-swilling cousins.

Trying to show off by singing all the 'lyrics' (or rather, your loose interpretation of them) to Ca Plan Pour Moi does not work...by the way.

And Alexa Chung knows exactly how we feel.

Last year her Alexa Chung for AG campaign saw her calling her friends in New York, trying to get someone to hang out with.

Because, you know, obviously people have much better things to do than hang out with Alexa Chung, right?

And this time round, she's just as awkward.

Invited to a terribly chic Parisian apartment, Alexa goes full-on cringeworthy by replying to questions with basic GCSE French.

Finally, her AG jeans nab her a mate in Paris.

Again, because usually no-one actually wants to hang out with Alexa Chung, right?!

Chung is racking up quite the fashion credentials, this being her one of two of her on-going collaborations with other brands.

She also has a Mulberry bag named after her, is the face for Ugg and Longchamp and is releasing her own line in May.

Keep up people.