I am distracted. It is a problem that is affecting my ability to do my job properly. So in the spirit of sharing and halving, I'd like you to meet Harlow and Sage. The Instagram account of the best couple since Johnny Depp and Kate Moss is such compulsive viewing it will cause you similar issues.
In short: Harlow and Sage are a Weimerana and a Miniature Dachsund (LOOK AT THEM) who are not averse to a selfie, who pose like they're props in an interior design magazine (you may enjoy the interior design also), and who together have created the best dog Instagram discovery we've ever stumbled across.
Find @harlowandsage and forgo work for the next few hours or so. This is serious happiness. You have been warned.