But you can't really know quite how impeccably groomed and gorgeous Tom Ford is until you see him walking the red carpet just a few feet in front of the table where you're blogging.
Which, of course, is what happened about two minutes ago.
Yes, we may have had to stand on a chair to get a better view (undignified? we prefer 'committed'), and First Lady Samantha Cameron may have momentarily torn our eyes away, but our hearts belong to Tom.
Which brings us to our mission for the evening: Tom, fancy a new muse?More