Here’s what we’re not going to do: put on a skin-tight dress and a breathy, sexy voice to sing Happy Birthday for Obama’s birthday on the 4th August (as fun as that sounds).
What we are going to do is send a big old birthday wish out into the ether for some British politicians as fly as Barack.
It’s his voice like melted butter, devotion to Mighty Michelle and belief that marriage and healthcare should be available to all (obviously) that does it for us and, oh we’re just going to say it - Happy Birthday Mr President!
Personality: leader of the free world
Attainability: have you seen his wife’s biceps?
I wish Michelle would stop sewing my name on all my jackets, it's sooo embarrassing