Oh what a naughty boy you are Russell! Always making mischief and getting your gorgeous face in the newspapers.
Some may think you’re just a curly-haired, loquacious buffoon who’ll flirt with anything that moves but we know you’re more than just a joker Russy darling.
R-E-S-P-E-C-T, this is what we have for thee. Because how many actors or comedians campaign for changes to drug laws and can hold their own on Question Time? Plus he makes us giggle and we dig it.
Face: mouthy
Body: sprightly
Personality: leader of the revolution
Attainability: ex-Mr Katy Perry’s love life is a continuing saga