34-years ago, in a small town in Alabama, a bouncing baby boy was born and, in their euphoria, his parents named him Channing.
Years later that boy would become a high-school sporting star, then a stripper, a model and finally, an actor with starring roles in such cinematic greats as Step Up, 21 Jump Street, The Vow and (based on his real-life stripping experience), Magic Mike.
With the release of Jupiter Ascending this week (which sees Channing don a rather peculiar set of ears), we celebrate by (of course) gazing at images of the actor.
Face: worth major Hollywood bucks
Personality: oh come here and give us a cuddle!
Availability: married *sad face*
Words by Tamsin CrimmensMore