Elton John has excellent taste in men. We only say this because it was he who first introduced us to the sad eyes and delicious body of one Robert Downey Junior in the video for I Want Love way back in 2001.
An original member of the 80s Hollywood Brat Pack, Rob went on to become the ultimate Hollywood success symbol – a superhero of course (we're talking Iron Man here).
Since then, Downey has continued along the trajectory to success, consistently scoring topnotch roles - and the actor does not disappoint in his latest legal drama flick, The Judge (out today).
Face: abandoned puppy
Body: he’s Iron Man, you figure it out!
Personality: uber-talented
Availability: happily married to a non-celeb called Susan, which is nice.