Oh Don, you are a bad, bad, sexy bad man.
We fell for your face, your exquisite face, and still-waters-run-deep allure six years ago and weve been addicted to you like cigarettes and bourbon ever since.
Now other men seem so uncouth, in their slogan t-shirts, babbling on and on about their feelings and worse, hobbies.
We cant deny your philandering is going to be a major problem for us how will we ever trust you? Hhmm? But, (and how we despise ourselves for saying this) we can save you!!
Face: haunted by a thousand secrets
Body: vintage (in a really good way)
Personality: troubled, oh so troubled
Availability: is he alone? Is he!?More