Especially not from inexhaustible birthday girl Naomi Campbell.
On Friday night her designer BFFs Domenico Dolce and Stefano Gabbana threw an extravagant Dolce Vita themed party to celebrate the supermodel turning 38 on Thursday.
Invitations for the ultra-luxurious bash arrived in a parcel along with a black t-shirt emblazoned with the slogan: Happy Birthday Naomi Dolce & Gabbana in huge white lettering. Although guests arriving at Le Baoli restaurant in the Port Canto area of Cannes eschewed the baggy tee in favour of the Dolce & Gabbana uniform of tight, shiny, molto-sexy dresses.
Everybody on the dance floor looked like a star, thanks to the complimentary Dolce and Gabbana sunglasses being handed out on the red carpet. But the real A-Listers, including Dita Von Teese and Naomi herself, stuck to the lavish terraced VIP area, where they could dance to Madonna hits old and new as well as hands-in-the-air numbers from Kylie and Wham, without being hassled by civilians.