Oh Prince, you master of seduction you! Up you pop with your cool guerrilla-gigging and big curly afro, setting our hearts a’flutter with the burning desire to blast out Little Red Corvette and contemplate again what exactly a pocket full of horses is...
We should’t be surprised by his epic-ness though, this is the man who can make rain a different colour after all. He may be 56-years-old but boy does he still put the fun in funky with those infectiously sexy songs (‘22 positions in a one-night stand’, really?!)
A word of warning for anyone taking Prince’s erm, colourful, lyrics literally though, starfish and coffee, maple syrup and jam, butterscotch clouds and a tangerine, with a side order of ham is NOT a well-balanced breakfast #Justsayin
Body: pocket full of sexy
Personality: Makes Doves Cry
Attainability: Wants to Be Your Lover
What’s up pussy-cat?