Remember life before Michael Fassbender? Before Shame? It was...empty somehow wasn’t it?
Thank heavens someone noticed his searing hotness and epic, epic talents and put him on the screen for us to appreciate (read: ogle).
The German-Irish charmer really has that manly-man thing going on. But he's an actor who can’t be pigeon-holed, Fassy continually surprises us with his choice of roles: look out for him as a slave owner in 12 Years a Slave and a greedy lawyer mixed up in the drug trade in out soon. We can’t wait!
Face: dark and intense
Body: burned into our brains
Personality: oh so charming
Attainability: Actually pretty good, he’s single and ready to mingle!
How can he be single!?