Lines from literature don’t come much more famous than ‘O Romeo, Romeo! Wherefore art thou Romeo?’ and, if he looked anything like Orlando Bloom, we totally understand why Juliet’s so wound up.
Shakespeare’s protagonist has been immortalised by more than one hottie over the years, but they don’t come much more exquisite than Leonardo DiCaprio in Baz Luhrmann’s colourful 1996 film - the baby-face, the moody scowl, the floppy hair - oh how we weeped for him!
We’re totally on board with Romeo’s passion and we definitely love his eloquence but... we can’t help thinking he’s a tad over-dramatic. Discuss.
Face: pained
Body: star-crossed lover
Personality: drama, drama, drama
Attainability: couldn’t be worse really