The ultimate Hollywood heart-throb turned 51-years-old this week. His birthday gift? Getting booted off an LA jury because his beauty would just be too damn ‘distracting’ (understatement of the century!).
He was eager to serve of course, being the all-American hero he is, but hot Daddy has been a little busy recently nursing poor old Ange back to health after a bout of chicken-pox. Yep, he really is the perfect man *sighs*.
Face: all about the jawline
Body: still got it
Personality: good guy
Attainability: highly unlikely
Words by Tamsin Crimmens
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Kind eyes Brad
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Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie and Maddox Jolie-Pitt looking spiffing at the Governors Awards.
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Good hair day.
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Even with the world ending behind him, Brad still manages to play it cool.
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That look of surprise when you find yourself at your own premiere (World War Z Australian premiere, 2013)
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I think, therefore I am Brad (Moneyball premiere, 2011)
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Aviators on the red carpet. Brad don’t play by no rules (Salt LA premiere, 2010)
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Only real men wear baby pink (Cannes, 2009)
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Another experiment in facial hair. Glad the pencil moustache was short-lived (The Curious Case of Benjamin Button premiere, 2009)
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We like a man who wears a tux with a smile (Oscars, 2009)
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We wish we were that cup (Cannes, 2007)
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Historically inaccurate? Sorry, we weren’t listening to the dialogue (Troy, 2004)
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Brad’s ultimate style icon? Neo from the Matrix (Ocean’s Twelve LA premiere, 2004)
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We want him to drape that leather jacket over our shoulders on a cold night (Red Heat premiere, 1988)