There is a Calvin Klein image in which Jamie Dornan is covered in what looks suspiciously like baby oil with what looks suspiciously like a naked Eva Mendes draped all over him which may or may not be our current screensaver.
It’s very difficult to say anything even vaguely serious about the 30-year-old model, musician and actor owing to the fact that he is the Hottest Man in the World. But be serious we must as Jamie is keen to be known as a proper actor and not just the hot-bit-of-stuff Keira Knightly used to carry around.
And our intensive internet research has revealed (as well as topless Jamie looking pensive, topless Jamie looking moody and topless Jamie looking casual with a horse saddle) he really is one to watch with his upcoming role as a serial killer opposite Gillian Anderson in BBC2’s The Fall creating some major buzz.
Face: he’s got Blue Steel nailed
Body: not nicknamed the Golden Torso for nothing
Eyes: really good at conveying emotion, and stuff
Personality: who cares!?
Attainability: in real life? Engaged to actor Amelia Warner. In our dreams? Topless Jamie casually bringing us our horse saddle.
Read our interview with Jamie in the February issue of ELLE
Doing some proper serious acting
Oooh, serious face
Eyes that say 'give me a hug, I'm mildly sad and confused about my feelings'
Eyes that say 'come to me now'
There are no words
See, there's that versatility again
Showing a bit of hair versatility here
Looking like our new boyfriend