Upon first glance, #TheShoe looks pink. No, you stop and think, your brain spiraling with the possibilities. Maybe, just maybe, that shoe is purple.
You click through the 37,000 tweets about #TheShoe wondering if maybe the goddamn thing is actually white and gold. You find the original shoe poster and wonder if he feels badly about what he's done here.
You think about quitting the Internet. Wonder what life even means to begin with. You decide, definitely, without a doubt, this shoe is pink. Good-bye.
From the editors at Cosmopolitan.com.