#TheDress Has Been Reincarnated as #TheShoe

God help us

First came #TheDress. Then came #TheCat. Next was #TheHair. Above, you'll find #TheShoe.

Upon first glance, #TheShoe looks pink. No, you stop and think, your brain spiraling with the possibilities. Maybe, just maybe, that shoe is purple.

You click through the 37,000 tweets about #TheShoe wondering if maybe the goddamn thing is actually white and gold. You find the original shoe poster and wonder if he feels badly about what he's done here.

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You think about quitting the Internet. Wonder what life even means to begin with. You decide, definitely, without a doubt, this shoe is pink. Good-bye.

From the editors at Cosmopolitan.com.

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