While you probably have your own embarrassing story about slobbering all over your crush behind the bike sheds, Kylie Jenner's shared her first kiss story with an exclusive video on her app, explaining when and where she first got her snog on.
Just when we thought the Keeping Up With The Kardashian lot couldn't be more different to us if they tried, Kylie revealed that her first kiss story was actually quite normal and didn't involve a million red roses and a boat trip.
'My first kiss was to Matthew McGraw in Zoe's backyard', Kylie tells her friends Stas and Sham as they quiz her on her romantic endeavours. 'Love Matthew McGraw. I still have his number, I can call him.'
Cue Kylie scrolling through her phone, ringing her crush and the most awkward of awkward town events happening of all time ever - he didn't remember their first kiss.
When Matthew answered the phone, Kylie exclaimed: 'Matthew? I miss you Matthew', to which he answers: 'How are you? This is so random. How are you?'
Kylie responds: 'We were just filming something for my website right now and we were talking about who was my first kiss and we were laughing about it. You were! Matthew, you know you were. In Zoe's front yard. Listen, Zoe's front yard, you know what I'm talking about.'
Matthew adds: 'I don't think I was your first kiss.. I do know what you're talking about, you're right.'
Who is this mysterious Matthew you speak of and when can we meet him? We need his Instagram handle pronto.
Words: Dusty Baxter-Wright