Well, we suggest you sit down, because something life-changing is afoot.
From May 5th, a capsule collection designed by Rihanna for Manolo Blahnik will be available to buy exclusively in three locations across London, New York and Hong Kong.
If you're feeling the resurgence of the early 2000s, and have a thing for retro Las Vegas gitz, there's probably no collection of shoes better.
Rihanna herself has advised that one particular pair of boots might make you "get kidnapped", but we're willing to risk it.
See the styles below.