Oh wow, youre absolutely glowing! Who is it? = How could this be?! Your dermatologist is better than mine?!
Oh wow, you look so Healthy! = Is that a muffin top thats about to pop out of your jeans?
Oh wow, you got a new haircut! Its really quite Editorial! = You serious? What the hell is that on top of your head?
This sweater? Oh, I borrowed it from my daughter. = And thats how skinny I am.
And from an earlier post decoding fashion week exchanges:
Due to space restrictions for the runway show, we will unfortunately not be able to accomodate your invitation request = Who are you and who is the idiot that gave you my e-mail address?
You coming tonight? = to the super private party everyones talking about. You know full well what party Im talking about. I doubt youre invited.
Ah? You ARE coming? = They invited YOU?!
Excuse me, what is number on your invitation? Get out of my front row seat, bitch.
But back to the beauty. Whilst most of her fashion-language phrases are ultra-vague, she includes two specific digs:
If I were an elegant lady in my early 80?s living, say, in Dallas, this would be the best blow-out ever = My name is Lauren Santo Domingo and I know exactly how to talk to my hairdresser. And I share it with my followers!
Ive had the same haircut for 55 years now, and I dont think Ill be changing anytime soon. = Im so important, Im like my own brand. And Im my own logo. No no no, shhhh. Relax More