Stand down, people - Sex And The City 3 is not happening. We repeat, Sex And The City 3 is not happening.

Or, if it is, it's not what Sarah Jessica Parker has been talking up a storm about this week.

SJP brought the crazy to the Internet when she posted an Instagram pic of her dressed much like Carrie Bradshaw, teasing to something AMAZING.

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Well, today it's been revealed what that something AMAZING is - and, sadly, we're not talking same-league AMAZING. 

We're talking about SJP's shoe collection being stocked by Bloomingdale's.

She broke the 'gag order' via Instagram - where else? - today.

SJP, you tease! That PS tells us you know exactly what you were doing.

Now, how about making Sex And The City 3 actually happen by way of apology? TIA.