Despite being potentially the coolest teen on the planet right now, having been spawned from the very DNA of both David and Victoria Beckham, Brooklyn Beckham just can't seem to catch a break this week.
The poor kid was turned away from Wonderland magazine's 10th anniversary party during London Fashion Week, for... well, being a kid.
He may be a cover star with more Instagram followers than all your followers' followers put together (times at least ten thousand) but apparently those kind of credentials just aren't enough to woo some snooty doormen who, snooze, like to follow the rules.
Brooklyn rolled up to the Mayfair club, Drama, last night, all raring for a night on the tiles with the likes of Nick Grimshaw, Lindsay Lohan and co, only to be callously snubbed at the door. Because according to a little old thing called the law, under-18s aren't allowed inside disco-techs.
But because he's been brought up well, apparently the oldest of the Beckham brood didn't kick up a stink about his entry refusal, and instead sauntered off to his mum's shop down the road on Dover Street, where he proceeded to have a much better time playing with balloons and cutting some tunes in the DJ booth.
See? Loads more fun.
So all's well that ends well, eh?
Well - ish. Let's just hope Brooklyn doesn't find out that 16-year-old singer Talia Storm somehow managed to wangle her way in to the Wonderland party, as she was spotted hanging out with the Little Mix ladies in the VIP area. Awks.
Words Catriona Harvey-Jenner