Leonardo DiCaprio is a lot of things: Super hunk, my first human crush, Academy Award-winner, environmentalist, unapologetic dancing enthusiast, and wordsmith.
And his epic wordsmithy ways were put on display in last night's Carpool Karaoke when the actor texted the most glorious nonchalant response to his casual bud Jennifer Lopez, who asked, "Hey baby, I'm kind of feeling like I need to cut loose. Any suggestions? Let me know, J.Lo (you know, from the block)".
The reply ―"You mean tonight boo boo? Club wise?"―is inspired. Pithy, personal, perfect. And you should use it all day, every day, in normal conversation. Truly, it works as a response for any text you might receive:
WHAT R U UP 2?
WHAT ARE WE EVEN DOING?
U SEE KANYE'S ON SPOTIFY?
WANT TO GET FRO YO LATER?
NEW PHONE, WHO DIS?
DID YOU SIGN UP FOR SOULCYCLE?
SERIOUSLY. SENDING IT AS A REPLY TO THE LAST 10 TEXTS I'VE RECEIVED, WHICH ARE...:
SO BAD
Miss you.
Pls call. Michael
Wanna meet at siggy's at 7?
How goes it in NY?
A package came for you
Talked about you so much she probably thought it was weird.
Like you don't think I was being crazy
Sally go back to your heavy petting
OK I'll be right inside the front door (in case my phone dies)
Now go forth be your best, Leonardo DiCaprio-texting self.
This article was written by Sally Holmes and originally appeared on ELLE.COM
