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J Lo, Sting, a couture dress so big it impairs movement - not your average nuptials

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What does a wedding that cost $1 billion look like?

It's a question we've often pondered in our daydreams. And now we know the answer.

Oil billionaire's son Said Gutseriev, 28, married 20-year-old student Khadija Uzhakhovs in Moscow. And it was insanely lavish.

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The bride wore a heavily-embellished Haute Couture Elie Saab gown that most likely cost in the region of £20,000.

So heavily bedazzled and extravagant was it that she had to be helped to walk, and stairs became quite a feat to ascend.

In fact, it wasn't far off the $300,000 gown Saab presented at the end of his last couture show.

Every single surface was dripping in flowers, because why not.

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Oh, and Sting was there too, pictured here just giving the groom some sage advice about marriage while holding the bride's bouquet.

He put a performace in later on in the evening too.

But the big hitter of the night was J Lo. Yes, actual J Lo, not a tribute act.

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And also Enrique Iglesias (the early Noughties were back big time)...

To top it off there was a cake so big it could double as a wedding-themed Trojan Horse.

There you have it. A $1 billion wedding.

Thank you Instagram.

You can watch a video of the bride arriving here:

Plus, if you're interested in this sort of thing, here's a video of a super lavish Pakistani wedding too:

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