'Girls: The Movie' Imagined: Weird Sex, Babies And Long Monologues

and it's got some other big stars in it​ too, in our version

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You may or may not have seen there are some leaked pictures of Lena Dunham filming the newest and last series of Girls, and it got us thinking, where the cast will be in twenty years time?

Cue Girls: The Movie.

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Here's a little mock-up of some of the main characters' antics

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Adam, after long career in mainstream Rom-coms in which he has his shirt off more than on, finally has a Charlie Sheen moment and posts drug-addled monologues online to prove he is a serious actor.

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He has recently gone through a messy public divorce with Jessa and he is clawing back his life by trying to date a famous young starlet.

Harper Beckham will audition for the role of young starlet, but won't get the part due to her age and it will instead go to North West as her breakout role.

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Ray will get married and have three babies with a woman (played by Brie Larson) who tragically dies.

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He will bring them up alone whilst Shoshanna runs Ray's.

The coffee shop will be hugely successful and trendy with one in each of the coolest cities around the word.

Around her 50th birthday Ray and Shosh will rekindle their love.

After years of independance she isn't sure she wants a man, but Ray wins her over and they live happily ever after.

Tomorrow on #Girls: Elijah gets a friend upgrade. Full preview in bio.

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After Elijah's glimpse into the high life with his horrible love interest Dill, Elijah decides to take control.

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He works hard and makes contacts until he is able to run his own PR business.

The film will plot his quest for love.

He will, of course, find it in the shape of a Hollywood A-lister played by Nicholas Hoult who will come out to be with him.

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Marnie's music career will not lift off and she will find a stockbroker on Wall Street to marry and have children with.

Because of her failed dreams and suspicions of her husband's infidelity, she will pour all of her efforts and frustrations into her twin daughters' - Mable and Moonshine - careers.

They are plain and talentless, but that won't stop mother Marnie knocking down every music label's door and shoving them onto every casting couch until they get their big breaks.

Mable and Moonshine will actually be really cool and not hate their mum for living vicariously through them.

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Jessa will have fulfilled her aim of having many babies of many different ethnicities by adopting them illegally on her travels around the world.

This impulsive behaviour, alongside her difficulties with addiction, will be the demise of her marriage with movie-star Adam.

She will also have grown big and fat like she wanted, and her beauty will remain as she wears cheesecloth blouses over her pendulous, bra-less breasts.

Jessa will set up an un-liscensed Doula company with the money she gets from the divorce settlement.

Shosh will step in when Jessa tries to seduce Ray's eldest son Zach in a desperate bid to prove she is still unsmotable.

Because this movie will be in twenty-something years and Zach's character will be 16, the actor for this role hasn't been born yet (we would suggest Chrissy Teigen and John Legend's unborn second child perhaps ).

Last, but not least, Hannah will be happily unmarried, an acclaimed author and really close with her just out of college daughter Tally (named after her old nemesis).

After Tally watches her father, Adam, burnout so publicly, she struggles with the unwanted fame it brings her.

Tally will be played by an Unknown that Lena Dunham picks for her intelligence and feisty attitude. 

 Come on Lena, you don't have to give us writing credits or anything.

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