Justin Theroux on Jennifer Aniston marriage: 'It's like having an ally'

Is there a couple in Hollywood (or the world) more perfect than Justin Theroux and Jennifer Aniston?

For example...

There was the time when Justin admitted he left this year's Golden Globes so he could watch the ceremony with Jen in their jimmy jammies...

When he shared details about their very "special and peaceful" marriage...

And when he admitted he even contemplated putting kale in Jen's birthday piñata...

Now the Leftovers star is being all cute and lovey dovey again about the Friends actress and their life as husband and wife.

"Marriage makes the small things much smaller and the big things small,"he told Rhapsody magazine for United Airlines.

"You have an ally. It's good to have someone have your back."

You guys...

The actor also ridiculed the long-list of sensational tabloid rumours that constantly plague the pair - including ongoing pregnancy claims, and reports that they fought on the night before their wedding.

"I think it would be funny to do a compilation of those headlines," he continued. "Let's assume these characters we play in the tabloids are real people. I would love to take them to a shrink and have them analysed.

"Like, are these people insane? Yes, they fight every day, they're constantly getting divorced, they're hoarding children at this point. Imagine what those people would actually be like!

"They'd be f*cking bananas! They'd be the most bipolar people on the planet. Constantly storming in and storming out! Devastated! Crying! Rage! Someone should give a clinical diagnosis of one year in our lives. It would be super funny. What medication would you give these people to help them out?"

Meanwhile, reflecting on their 2015 wedding recently, Justin revealed: "It's so much more special when it's just your closest friends and family and it's lovely.

"[Jen and I] wanted it to be a peaceful environment, you don't want it to be hectic."

Yes, definitely the most perfect couple in the world.