We confess, we've been thinking about Taylor Swift - a lot - and there’s something that we’ve been coming to suspect more and more. Namely, that she has way better taste in women than she does in men.
And lo, now we are presented with proof positive: pictures of Cara Delevingne and Kendall Jenner leaving Taylor’s New York apartment. It can only mean the two models – already omnipresent on the catwalk/party scene/our consciousness – have achieved the ultimate It girl accolade: becoming part of Taylor’s ever-expanding network of celebrity BFFs.
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What's more, Taylor's also been Instagramming cute pics of her cosying up to long-time pal Emma Stone backstage at Cabaret. Busy day.
Much like fashion’s answer to the mafia (less horse’s heads, more Hermès handbags), Taylor has amassed the ultimate circle of famous friends, consolidating their power via girly nights in with Whole Food confectionery and fragranced toiletries. Seriously, just click through our gallery of Taylor’s best buds.
However, it all begs the question: how can someone with such amazing taste in friends have such terrible taste in men? Don’t believe us? Let’s compare.
THE WOMEN
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KARLIE KLOSS
Claim to fame: Victoria's Secret angel; international model du jour.
Notable for: Joining Taylor for the most Instagrammed-ever road trip of the US. Yes, we were jealous.
LORDE
Claim to fame: The Next Big Thing in pop
Notable for: Basically becoming an extension of Taylor’s being on the red carpet/shopping trips. We actually thought they had morphed into one for a while there.
LENA DUNHAM
Claim to fame: Voice of a generation thanks to Girls and book Not That Kind of Girl
Notable for: Joining Taylor on her boat for a 4 July bash. As you do.
THE MEN
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JOE JONAS
Claim to fame: Mop-haired member of squeaky-clean kiddie band The Jonas Brothers.
Notable for: Reportedly dumping Taylor over text. Nice.
JOHN MAYER
Claim to fame: Just listen to Your Body Is A Wonderland. Then ask: ‘Taylor: why?’
Notable for: Now listen to Taylor’s break-up song Dear John. Then ask: ‘Taylor, why?’
HARRY STYLES
Claim to fame: Oh, come on…
Notable for: Inspiring the song I Knew You Were Trouble. Says it all, really.
