Drake knows that Mondays are hard. That's why his latest Instagram post is a thirst trap, a logic puzzle, a comment on corporate culture, and a metaphysical inquiry all at the same time.
Isn't it? What else could possibly explain this ruffian's grin and inscrutable caption?
I'm sorry to say it, but our hotlines are blinging. Does this pic of Drake sucking down some Starbucks mean that he is thirsty or that we are thirsty? JUST THINK ABOUT IT.
To befuddle us even further, Drizzy's caption reads: "#Ad 'I love terry cloth and sex and money and less problems in the world. Link me.'"
WHAT IS THIS AN AD FOR? I don't understand. Is it an ad for Starbucks? For OVO? Is it an ad for...terry cloth? (If so, great get, Terry Cloth Union!) Is it an ad for...money? Is he the new UN Ambassador for Peace and Caffeinated Drinks?
To further misdirect us, in the typical parlance of the Insta influencer, Drake directed us to "link" him. But there is no link in his bio. Is this a...*whispers* sexual thing?
Is this some kind of Katy Perry–esque ART PIECE?
Is it a JOKE?
WHAT IS IT.
Well, until he calls me himself to explain, which I am expecting he will do shortly, we will just have to admire the post in the spirit it was intended.
