This post contains spoilers for Game of Thrones. Do not @ me or I will @ back just like I did at the viewing party where a dude said he wouldn't be sorry to see [spoiler] go.
On Sunday's episode of Game of Thrones, Bran Stark made his triumphant return to Winterfell, now occupied by his long-lost sister, Sansa. This should have been a joyous reunion given that these two haven't seen each other for several years, but instead it was awkward because Bran acted like a college kid who just got back from JYA Beyond the Wall with a lot of thoughts about Foucault. "I saw your wedding to that rapist who liked to skin people alive. Don't worry, consent is a construct." No, that's not an exact quote from "The Queen's Justice," but you could tell by Sansa's look that that's what she heard. Below, the best Twitter reactions to Bran's newfound status as the Most Pretentious Teen in the Seven Kingdoms.
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