Just when you thought the last thing the world needed was another vlogger, the universe gifted us all Cardi B: the ultimate silver lining of 2017. The rapper may have already won the year with "Bodak Yellow" and a growing number of verses, but she's also proving to be a star in another career venture: vlogging.
If you're a living, breathing person with a pulse, you've probably seen a Youtube haul video or two in your lifetime. But you've never seen one quite like Cardi B's. After returning home from being on the road for a few weeks, the rapper shared a look at some of the goodies she came back to on Instagram.
Let's unpack Cardi B's new items: the Gigi Hadid x Maybelline makeup collection, a McDonald's gift card (she's buying a hunned chicken nuggets, bro), some cute sweatsuits from Nicopanda, some cute jackets and stuff from OVO, and finally a Bronx girl's dream and nightmare: 5 pairs of Timberlands, none of which are her size (come on, Timberland).
The rapper has also been dishing out advice and sharing stories via Instagram videos this past week—just in case you needed some extra guidance in your life. Some more life lessons to take from Cardi B's vlogs:
1) Don't let your man's ex interfere with your relationship:
2) Let karma do its job:
3) Be careful who you talk shit on, you never know who will succeed:
4) Paying taxes is terrible:
Imma let you finish, but Cardi B is the greatest vlogger of all time. End of story.
