Britney Spears didn't give much time to let everyone wallow in the prospect of a world without her Las Vegas residency before she announced she'll be going on an international tour this summer. Because she is a benevolent pop princess, Britney will reboot her "Piece of Me" show one last time for the stans and slow-movers who never made it out to Vegas.
"Britney: Piece of Me" a.k.a the show that made Vegas residencies cool again, will kick off in Washington D.C in July and end in London the following month — it's an "exclusive last time ever, limited tour," a press release promises, and "the last time" anyone will be able to see the "Piece of Me" extravaganza, unless you just fall into a YouTube hole I suppose? So that's that: it's time to book a flight, go on a road trip like Britney, or couch surf your way up and down the East Coast (and across the Atlantic) because who could stand to miss the opportunity to see this show before it goes away forever?
Just look at the hairography! The backflips! The outfit changes! And she does it all while moving her mouth and mounting a giant guitar! Iconic. This tour will go down in history as the Princess of Pop's best ever. The dates in full:
July 12: Washington D.C. (MGM National Harbor)
July 13: Washington D.C. (MGM National Harbor)
July 15: Uncasville, CT (Mohegan Sun Resort)
July 17: Bethlehem, PA (Sands Bethlehem Events Center)
July 19: Atlantic City, NJ (The Borgata)
July 20: Atlantic City, NJ (The Borgata)
July 23: New York, NY (Radio City Music Hall)
July 24: New York, NY (Radio City Music Hall)
July 27: Hollywood, FL (Seminole Hard Rock)
July 28: Hollywood, FL (Seminole Hard Rock)
July 29: Hollywood, FL (Seminole Hard Rock)
August 4: Brighton, U.K. (Brighton Pride)
August 6: Berlin, Germany (Mercedes Benz Arena)
August 8: Skanderborg, Denmark (Smukfest)
August 10: Oslo, Norway (Telenor Arena)
August 11: Sandviken, Sweden (Goransson Arena)
August 13: Monchengladbach, Germany (Sparkassenpark)
August 15: Antwerp, Belgium (Sportspaleis)
August 17: Scarborough, U.K. (Open Air Theatre)
August 18: Manchester, U.K. (Manchester Arena)
August 20: Dublin, Ireland (3Arena)
August 22: Glasgow, U.K. (SSE Hydro)
August 24: London, UK (O2 Arena)
Britney's residency was near-constantly sold out, so be sure to buy tickets stat when they go on sale this Friday. And if anyone tries to make you feel bad about the expense, just show them this:
And sing along!
