The New York Times opinion page account is Twitter's current clown prince — poking at the sides of the masses with a fun stick until we all explode from rage as it collects page views like a fat kid in a cake line. I don't know what that line meant exactly, but I know what it ~kinda~ means, and I think you do, too: NYT Opinion Twitter is an idiot genius.
Their latest feat of dumb brilliance? Publishing a story telling women not to wear yoga pants. Revolutionary!
Oh, dear.
Of course, Twitter had to pop off right back at them, and they brought the ~heat~.
And then things took a sobering turn when Donna McCraw got really real, writing, "I live in the Gunshine State, so I could use some fashion advice on what to wear when fleeing from a shooter with an assault weapon. Thanks in advance."
This set off some other fashion tips — it's important to look cute when you're running for your life!
I think I'll just end there!
