An In-Depth Look at the Weird Relationship Between Celebrities and Their Assistants
From upper-lip-sweat-wiping to burger-holding.
Think fast: What indignities would you suffer to be in close proximity to a public figure at pretty much all times? Here, a comprehensive look at the varied, fascinating life of the American celebrity personal assistant.
Chapter I: The Things They Carried
A significant part of the assistant's job is holding things, which can be an item as innocuous as a yellow bag to...half a sandwich.
A piñata for Gwen Stefani
Justin Bieber's skateboards
Reese Witherspoon's umbrella
More brollies
Yet more
Brolly
Smartwater
Selena Gomez's half-eaten burger
Another anti-rain device
Mariah Carey's children
Anything for the dress
Including stooping
And pulling
And billowing
And smoothing and adjusting
And arranging
Chapter III: Pet Management
Being a part-time cat/dog mommy/daddy ain't so bad. (This one belongs to Lady Gaga.)
Lady Gaga also owns this one.
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