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The Creepily Accurate Personality Test To Solve Your Mid-Week Boredom

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By Amber Brenza
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Hi, my name is Amber and I'm a very determined, stubborn, independent person. I'm never fully happy with my achievements because they always fall short of my expectations, and I think I should start taking more emotional risks before my life comes to a grinding halt.

At least that's what Psychobook said about me — and honestly, it's not wrong. The recently-released coffee table book is filled with psychological games, tests, and questionnaires that reveal your deepest and darkest thoughts — to yourself.

Okay, "deepest and darkest" might be pushing it, but the book's got a bunch of different tests — 19 of them, to be exact. I took each one because journalism (and I've got way too much time on my hands), but you can take this inkblot test from the book* right now. Look at each image and take stock of what you see, then scroll down to find out what it means.

*Explanations adapted from Will Hobson and Psychobook, and shortened for space.

<p><strong data-redactor-tag="strong" data-verified="redactor">If you see...</strong></p>

<p><strong data-redactor-tag="strong" data-verified="redactor">A roast chicken:</strong> You may have a few doubts about what you're doing, but overall, you <a href="http://www.drozthegoodlife.com/healthy-lifestyle/mental-health/a1336/find-your-calm/" target="_blank" data-tracking-id="recirc-text-link">feel very centered and clear</a> about what you need. </p>

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<p><strong data-redactor-tag="strong" data-verified="redactor">A screaming cartoon cat:</strong> <a href="http://www.drozthegoodlife.com/healthy-lifestyle/mental-health/a971/field-guide-to-difficult-people/" target="_blank" data-tracking-id="recirc-text-link">You're a problem solver</a> and you like for your voice to be heard. You thrive on negotiation and conflict, and you may come off as abrasive sometimes. </p>

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<p><strong data-redactor-tag="strong" data-verified="redactor">A faceless woman, a judge, or a person in a wig:</strong> You've got no time for patience. You set high standards for yourself and expect others to do the same.</p>

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<p><strong data-redactor-tag="strong" data-verified="redactor">A woman who has clubbed her husband to death: </strong>You're not interested in a Sunday morning, easy going kind of love. You want some <a href="http://www.drozthegoodlife.com/healthy-lifestyle/relationships-pets/a86/miss-me-how-a-little-distance-keeps-you-close/" target="_blank" data-tracking-id="recirc-text-link">sparks to fly</a> (so you can kiss and make up later). </p>

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<p><strong data-redactor-tag="strong" data-verified="redactor">Someone's jaws being approached by a pair of forceps:</strong> You're all about being true to yourself, and if people don't like it, well, that's their problem.</p>

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<p><strong data-redactor-tag="strong" data-verified="redactor">A rocket or a tower:</strong> You're a hard worker and <a href="http://www.drozthegoodlife.com/healthy-lifestyle/news/a685/companies-work-life-balance-glassdoor/" target="_blank" data-tracking-id="recirc-text-link">highly respected, professionally</a>, but you may need to lighten up a bit in your private life. </p>

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If you see...

A roast chicken: You may have a few doubts about what you're doing, but overall, you feel very centered and clear about what you need.

A screaming cartoon cat: You're a problem solver and you like for your voice to be heard. You thrive on negotiation and conflict, and you may come off as abrasive sometimes.

A faceless woman, a judge, or a person in a wig: You've got no time for patience. You set high standards for yourself and expect others to do the same.

A woman who has clubbed her husband to death: You're not interested in a Sunday morning, easy going kind of love. You want some sparks to fly (so you can kiss and make up later).

Someone's jaws being approached by a pair of forceps: You're all about being true to yourself, and if people don't like it, well, that's their problem.

A rocket or a tower: You're a hard worker and highly respected, professionally, but you may need to lighten up a bit in your private life.

<p><strong data-redactor-tag="strong" data-verified="redactor">If you see...</strong></p>

<p><strong data-redactor-tag="strong" data-verified="redactor">A strong man flexing:</strong> You're highly capable and competitive. The bar is set high for you, but you're always up for a challenge.</p>

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<p><strong data-redactor-tag="strong" data-verified="redactor">A pair of rams butting heads:</strong> You're self-disciplined and reliable. You know what you're doing, which inspires clients and colleagues, but you're also a very <a href="http://www.drozthegoodlife.com/healthy-lifestyle/mental-health/a80/the-10-second-stress-solution/" target="_blank" data-tracking-id="recirc-text-link">nervous, stressed person</a>. Don't worry — only those close to you can tell.</p>

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<p><strong data-redactor-tag="strong" data-verified="redactor">A scorpion:</strong> You're very <a href="http://www.drozthegoodlife.com/healthy-lifestyle/mental-health/a1590/sensory-deprivation-tank/" target="_blank" data-tracking-id="recirc-text-link">in tune with yourself</a>, but you can be thrown off by small changes in diet or sleep because you're physically very sensitive. </p>

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<p><strong data-redactor-tag="strong" data-verified="redactor">A lobster or shrimp:</strong> You're romantic, but guarded. You're not sure if you want to sacrifice your peace of mind for the unpredictability of a relationship.</p>

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<p><strong data-redactor-tag="strong" data-verified="redactor">Fallopian tubes:</strong> <a href="http://www.drozthegoodlife.com/healthy-lifestyle/mental-health/how-to/a1890/how-to-avoid-career-burnout/" target="_blank" data-tracking-id="recirc-text-link">You're at a standstill</a> right now — privately or professionally. Reality often falls short of your expectations and your achievements don't seem like enough.</p>

If you see...

A strong man flexing: You're highly capable and competitive. The bar is set high for you, but you're always up for a challenge.

A pair of rams butting heads: You're self-disciplined and reliable. You know what you're doing, which inspires clients and colleagues, but you're also a very nervous, stressed person. Don't worry — only those close to you can tell.

A scorpion: You're very in tune with yourself, but you can be thrown off by small changes in diet or sleep because you're physically very sensitive.

A lobster or shrimp: You're romantic, but guarded. You're not sure if you want to sacrifice your peace of mind for the unpredictability of a relationship.

Fallopian tubes: You're at a standstill right now — privately or professionally. Reality often falls short of your expectations and your achievements don't seem like enough.

<p><strong data-redactor-tag="strong" data-verified="redactor">If you see...</strong></p>

<p><strong data-redactor-tag="strong" data-verified="redactor">Two figures leaning forward, possibly in prayer:</strong> You're a patient and cerebral person. If you care about something, you don't settle for anything less than the best.</p>

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<p><strong data-redactor-tag="strong" data-verified="redactor">A racing car or two furry cubs, babies, or devils:</strong> You've got a <a href="http://www.drozthegoodlife.com/healthy-lifestyle/mental-health/a621/get-better-at-dreaming/" target="_blank" data-tracking-id="recirc-text-link">great imagination</a>. You're instinctively metaphorical and can easily see things from other people's points of view.</p>

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<p><strong data-redactor-tag="strong" data-verified="redactor">A dentist's or barber's chair:</strong> You're sensitive and generous, and you take things painfully to heart. Your transparent with your feelings, and prefer <a href="http://www.drozthegoodlife.com/healthy-lifestyle/home-money-health/how-to/a82/simplify-your-life/" target="_blank" data-tracking-id="recirc-text-link">simple, laid-back environments</a>.</p>

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<p><strong data-redactor-tag="strong" data-verified="redactor">A woman lying down with her legs open:</strong> You're <a href="http://www.drozthegoodlife.com/healthy-lifestyle/mental-health/tips/a1594/how-to-declutter-your-mind/" target="_blank" data-tracking-id="recirc-text-link">easily distracted</a>. You crave balance in your life and you pay special attention to physical sensations. </p>

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<p><strong data-redactor-tag="strong" data-verified="redactor">Two dark forces about to invade a figure:</strong> You're constantly starting something and leaving it unfinished. Everything's a "work in progress."</p>

If you see...

Two figures leaning forward, possibly in prayer: You're a patient and cerebral person. If you care about something, you don't settle for anything less than the best.

A racing car or two furry cubs, babies, or devils: You've got a great imagination. You're instinctively metaphorical and can easily see things from other people's points of view.

A dentist's or barber's chair: You're sensitive and generous, and you take things painfully to heart. Your transparent with your feelings, and prefer simple, laid-back environments.

A woman lying down with her legs open: You're easily distracted. You crave balance in your life and you pay special attention to physical sensations.

Two dark forces about to invade a figure: You're constantly starting something and leaving it unfinished. Everything's a "work in progress."

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<p><strong data-redactor-tag="strong" data-verified="redactor">If you see...</strong></p>

<p><strong data-redactor-tag="strong" data-verified="redactor">A beetle or scarab:</strong> Success comes naturally to you. You're hardworking and you know <a href="http://www.drozthegoodlife.com/healthy-lifestyle/how-to/g69/handling-emergencies/?slide=1" target="_blank" data-tracking-id="recirc-text-link">how to handle almost any situation</a>. You set plans and follow them through.</p>

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<p><strong data-redactor-tag="strong" data-verified="redactor">A pair of emus facing each other while wearing feather boas:</strong> You love glamour and the high life. You know all the hottest spots in town, but you've got a few inner struggles going on.</p>

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<p><strong data-redactor-tag="strong" data-verified="redactor">Two pairs of hummingbirds, wings beating:</strong> You love beautiful things and you're constantly on the move, searching for them. </p>

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<p><strong data-redactor-tag="strong" data-verified="redactor">Sunglasses, a bra, or a beard</strong><strong data-redactor-tag="strong" data-verified="redactor">: </strong>You're a bit <a href="http://www.drozthegoodlife.com/health-articles/health-conditions/news/a583/bergen-shopping-addiction-scale-shopaholic-signs-study/" target="_blank" data-tracking-id="recirc-text-link">materialistic</a>. You like to dress up, but you often seek external solutions (a new car or some new clothes) to internal problems.</p>

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<p><strong data-redactor-tag="strong" data-verified="redactor">A skeleton or bones:</strong> You feel like you're on a merry-go-round; like life is always repeating itself. You're worried that it'll all come to a grinding halt and you think you need to take more emotional risks.</p>

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<p><strong data-redactor-tag="strong" data-verified="redactor">A flying figure, an alien with stubby feet, or a bikini-wearing woman:</strong> You're <a href="http://www.drozthegoodlife.com/healthy-lifestyle/a944/heroes-do-good-feel-amazing/" target="_blank" data-tracking-id="recirc-text-link">highly dependable</a> in a crunch, but you can also be flighty on a day-to-day basis. You like getting in touch with friends you haven't talked to for a while.</p>

If you see...

A beetle or scarab: Success comes naturally to you. You're hardworking and you know how to handle almost any situation. You set plans and follow them through.

A pair of emus facing each other while wearing feather boas: You love glamour and the high life. You know all the hottest spots in town, but you've got a few inner struggles going on.

Two pairs of hummingbirds, wings beating: You love beautiful things and you're constantly on the move, searching for them.

Sunglasses, a bra, or a beard: You're a bit materialistic. You like to dress up, but you often seek external solutions (a new car or some new clothes) to internal problems.

A skeleton or bones: You feel like you're on a merry-go-round; like life is always repeating itself. You're worried that it'll all come to a grinding halt and you think you need to take more emotional risks.

A flying figure, an alien with stubby feet, or a bikini-wearing woman: You're highly dependable in a crunch, but you can also be flighty on a day-to-day basis. You like getting in touch with friends you haven't talked to for a while.

<p><strong data-redactor-tag="strong" data-verified="redactor">If you see...</strong></p>

<p><strong data-redactor-tag="strong" data-verified="redactor">Springtime pansies or a bird of paradise:</strong> You're charming and thoughtful, but modest. You love discussions and generally like people and what you can learn from them.</p>

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<p><strong data-redactor-tag="strong" data-verified="redactor">Pressed flowers:</strong> You were the object of a lot of <a href="http://www.drozthegoodlife.com/healthy-lifestyle/relationships-pets/news/a801/mom-favorite-child-depressed-later-in-life/" target="_blank" data-tracking-id="recirc-text-link">attention as a child</a>, and you may have overly high expectations of yourself. </p>

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<p><strong data-redactor-tag="strong" data-verified="redactor">A moth, butterfly, or dragonfly:</strong> You're a very independent person. You're drawn to the limelight, but you know <a href="http://www.drozthegoodlife.com/healthy-lifestyle/home-money-health/a45/feel-rich-no-matter-how-much-money-you-have/" target="_blank" data-tracking-id="recirc-text-link">it comes at a cost</a>. You can't stand being told what to do.</p>

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<p><strong data-redactor-tag="strong" data-verified="redactor">Eyes in darkness with blinkers on:</strong> You live inside your own head and think things over exhaustively. </p>

If you see...

Springtime pansies or a bird of paradise: You're charming and thoughtful, but modest. You love discussions and generally like people and what you can learn from them.

Pressed flowers: You were the object of a lot of attention as a child, and you may have overly high expectations of yourself.

A moth, butterfly, or dragonfly: You're a very independent person. You're drawn to the limelight, but you know it comes at a cost. You can't stand being told what to do.

Eyes in darkness with blinkers on: You live inside your own head and think things over exhaustively.

From: Good Housekeeping US
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