"I never hated a man enough to give him his diamonds back."
"I believe that in life you should always take the serious things lightly and the light things seriously. This attitude of mine gets me into a lot of trouble."
"Being jealous of a beautiful woman is not going to make you more beautiful."
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"I'm a marvelous housekeeper—every time I leave a man, I keep his house."
"Any woman who diets all the time can't help but be grouchy. Nobody can be amusing or entertaining on a diet."
"To be loved is a strength. To love is a weakness."
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"I tell you, in this world being a little crazy helps to keep you sane."
"What is really important for a woman, you know, even more than being beautiful or intelligent, is to be entertaining."
"Love should be an inspiration, not an obligation."
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"A girl must marry for love, and keep on marrying until she finds it."
"I don't remember anyone's name. How do you think the 'dahling' thing got started?"
"When in trouble, take a bath and wash your hair."
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"My husband said it was him or the cat. I miss him sometimes."
"When I'm alone, I can sleep crossways in bed without an argument."
"How many husbands have I had? You mean apart from my own?"
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"The women's movement hasn't changed my sex life. It wouldn't dare."
"There's no better money to spend than your own."
"Parisian men make love all day and have no time to work; American men work all day and have no time for love."
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"Remember—the only place men want depth in their women is in her décolletage."
"My most favorite joke is that to keep a marriage, the husband should have a night out with the boys and the wife should have a night out with the boys, too."
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