WWDD: WHAT WOULD DRAKE DO?
If You're Reading This It's Too Late, here are Drake's Views of the stars for May.
This month: don't worry 'bout fitting in when you custom made
Where you movin this month? Onto better things, birthday girl. Can't really see another squad tryna cross you so go all out. You be yelling out money over everything, money on your mind during Mercury Retrograde. The full moon on the 21st is your invitation to live life from a whole different angle, only see the road through the wings of an angel.
Date for your diary: 11th
Hmmm, change these hundreds cashier
Your month to: Go quiet with it; just ride with it
You been down this Mercury Retrograde road before and yeah you skidded but forget it - retreat inside this time, especially during the new moon on the 6th. Your birthday phase starts on the 20th: expect you and all your girls in the club sometime around the full moon on the 21st.
Date for your diary: 7th
Live without pretending, love without depending
Your month to: Plan sooner than later
You think you're scared of what the future holds; you was wishing for some things and now you're used to those: stay in the moment. Friendship is a song, some may be a hit and last forever and some are a waste of time and never be heard of again - call an old friend on the 6th. You started from the bottom and now the pressure is on at work near the full moon on the 21st. Get all your affairs in order, it's about to get hyped.
Date for your diary: 10th
Don't go through life, grow through life.
Your month to: Be a real ass woman
You're pulling up in yachts so big that they try to hit you with boat fines this May, Leo. Launch your biggest projects on or right after the new moon on the 6th, and soon you'll have so many chains they'll call you Chaining Tatum. Soon as you see the text, reply - you don't wanna spend time fighting during Mercury retrograde. You hate sleeping alone so the good news is that love arrives around the 21st.
Date for your diary: 12th
You don't need no pill to speak your mind
Your month to: Live for today, plan for tomorrow, party tonight
You're running out of pages in your passport this month, Virgo. You're really trying to make it more than what it is, everybody dies but not everybody lives so book your dream holiday after the 6th.
Date for your diary: 14th
The best preparation for tomorrow is doing your best today
Your month to: Know yourself
You know there's more to life than sleeping in and getting high. Start a fresh in all areas of your life from the 6th. Listen without defending, speak without offending during Mercury Retrograde. Know yourself on the full moon on the 21st - you know how that should go.
Date for your diary: 17th
Anytime people want to start problems, you're like "for real, are you dumb?"
Your month to: Ask, U With Me?
You're not worried about relationships slowin' you down or slowing down the vision this year, Scorpio; romance is on your mind. It's time to find your love on the new moon on the 6th - are you somewhere between a mistress and commitment? Remember back when you couldn't buy pizza cause you were down to pennies? Cash flow problems strike again on the full moon on the 21st.
Date for your diary: 19th
Bet if you give all your love, then nothing's going to tear you apart
Your month to: Take care
Girl you're sleepy this month. Sometimes you're so indecisive between your fires and desires. Luckily Drake's got bath water you could soak in, things he could do with lotion. You're a good girl and you know it so tap into the positive energy of the new moon on the 6th. No strings attached, your love is like wifi around the full moon on the 21st.
Date for your diary: 9th
Deliver like a midwife
Your month for: Hotline bling
You know when that hotline bling it can only mean one thing: you're blowing up in your romantic life right now, thanks to the new moon on the 6th. You could be coming all summer like a season pass. There could be trust issues during Mercury Retrograde until June, but what a time to be alive it is during the full moon near the 21st - it's 6pm in New York and you want to be there.
Date for your diary: 25th
Be a magician
Your month to: Just hold on, you're going home
You've got a lot of crew love this month, Aquarius. Keep the family close, especially leading up to the new moon on the 6th. You may pop bottles because you bottle your emotions as communication is tough until after the 22nd. The full moon on the 21st is the time to gather your right hand crew.
Date for your diary: 18th
You get lonely too, but alone time is what you need now
Your month to: Speak wisely, or risk starting a fight at Cheesecake
You might feel like you're 23 and goin' through a midlife crisis this month, Pisces; put your pride aside and ride out those major life lessons. Don't go mixing vodka and emotions around the new moon on the 6th unless you want to dry cry 'cause you're hopeless. Career prospects hit the headlines as the full moon closes in on the 21st. Wait until June to close deals a rapper would envy.
Date for your diary: 26th
Better late than never but never late is better
Your month to: Go swimming in the money
Nothing mutual about your funds this month, Aries. All you want to know is, where the bread at? You're havin' lunch and debatin' Ferrari prices around the new moon on the 6th - a great time to invest (just pay attention to the small print). You won't be going places where you don't belong after the 19th - have your passport at the ready. You used to always stay at home, be a good girl but the full moon (on the 21st) is your chance to fly.
Date for your diary: 4th
This is not a fairytale
Words by The Saturn Sisters and Tamsin Crimmens