If you've had a second to watch Fergie's M.I.L.F. $ video starring Kim Kardashian-West, Alessandra Ambrosio and Chrissy Teigen pouring milk over their latex-clad curves, you might be regretting last night's takeaway and bag of Minstrels. 

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But thankfully, comedian Amy Schumer has come to the rescue. 

On Saturday, the Trainwreck writer and actress posted a picture of herself to Instagram in response to Fergie's video, proudly holding a burrito against her eye while snacking on a chocolate cookie.

Schumer captioned the image: 'Saturday! Icing my face with a frozen burrito, swollen from eating popcorn while eating a cookie,' with the hashtags '#milfmoney #balmain'. 

The comedian later posted another snap to Instagram of herself in a swimming pool wearing goggles alongside her sister/collaborator Kim Caramele with the hashtags '#hadidsisters #balmain #eattolivedontlivetoeat #eattoeat #poolmanager'.

A girl who likes to eat cookies and wear goggles? Now, that's someone we can relate to. 

Pass us the chocolate cake.

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Katie O'Malley is the Site Director on ELLE UK. On a daily basis you’ll find Katie managing all digital workflow, editing site, video and newsletter content, liaising with commercial and sales teams on new partnerships and deals (eg Nike, Tiffany & Co., Cartier etc), implementing new digital strategies and compiling in-depth data traffic, SEO and ecomm reports. In addition to appearing on the radio and on TV, as well as interviewing everyone from Oprah Winfrey to Rishi Sunak PM, Katie enjoys writing about lifestyle, culture, wellness, fitness, fashion, and more.