Take heed, these images are verging on NSFW.
Let us introduce you to the male, Istanbul-based, almost X-rated version of Nigella.
His name is Nusret Gökçe and he has whipped us into a frenzy.
Nusret, or 'Salt Bae,' has taken sensual cooking to a whole new level with his erotic butchering.
Think erotic butchering is a bit niche?
Think again.
This video includes his namesake move: the final, flamboyant salt sprinkling.
And Twitter loves it.
But it isn't simply his sexual seasoning that is getting attention.
Alongside his ridiculous good looks.
It is also his masterful, albeit slightly unnecessary, technique that has made him a hit.
In the last video watch how he expertly fingers each steak slice, deftly avoiding the blade.
The slapping, the massaging, it all creates a forceful yet tender melange which makes you want to be the meat, as well as eating it.
Confusing.
Also, in case your ovaries are still intact.
Here's a photo of Salt Bae with his nine children
Yep, there we go.
Daisy Murray is the Digital Fashion Editor at ELLE UK, spotlighting emerging designers, sustainable shopping, and celebrity style. Since joining in 2016 as an editorial intern, Daisy has run the gamut of fashion journalism - interviewing Molly Goddard backstage at London Fashion Week, investigating the power of androgynous dressing and celebrating the joys of vintage shopping.
