As if being lent millions of pounds worth of jewellery from Harry Winston, wearing custom Dior and being treated like a hero for playing dress-up isn't enough for the Hollywood elite at the Oscars, they are also all treated to an 'Everyone Wins' goody bag.
Perhaps reaching peak millennial, a company called Distinctive Assets put together these swag bags. The (painful) best bit? Everyone takes one home, whether they win a golden statue or not, and have been receiving these sacks of treats for around 15 years.
Last year the company handed the likes of Jennifer Lawrence gifts worth over £80,000, including holidays in an 18-room mansion in North California, a six-day stay in Hawaii, three nights in a hotel on Lake Como, a year's supply of apples, a 14-karat solid gold and diamond encrusted 'OM' bracelet from YogaJewlz and So. Much. More.
It was also reported that the stars usually only redeem about 10 percent of the holidays, which is quite rude tbh.
And, if you weren't already envious of the lives of Saoirse Ronan, Daniel Kaluuya and Margot Robbie, we've got the full list of what this year's bag will include. If this isn't proof that life is unfair, we don't know what is.
A seven-day stay at Koloa Landing Resort at Poipu in Hawaii
The Hawaiian resort is on 25 acres of the island of Kauai and has a spa and two pools.
Yes, two pools.
A week-long stay at the Golden Door spa in Southern California
Also gifted in the Grammys' 'swag bag', the spa trip will see 100 per cent of its profits donated to help end child abuse.
A Bangarang handmade wooden box filled with 199 'positivity' cards
Because sometimes celebrities need a pick-me up too. The box features 199 positive statements and quotes to life a reader's spirits.
A 12-night stay in Tanzania from International Expeditions
This luxury safari is for the intrepid traveller, who likes a nice bed. Guests are given the trip of their lifetime being guided through the Serengeti in 4x4 and then put up in their award-winning lodges.
A stay at Avaton Luxury Villas Resort in Halkidiki, Greece
Made up of 16 villas, each with a private pool and views from the Athos Peninsula, this luxury resort actually looks like heaven, complete with azure water and perfectly manicured lawns.
A levitating bluetooth speaker from Shop Modern
Because if your bluetooth speaker can't levitate, who even are you?
A commissioned piece of work from Reian Williams Fine Art
The stars will be able to commission any work from this emotional realist painter.
An 18-minute phobia-relief session with Kalliope
Author of Phobia Relief: From Fear to Freedom, Kalliope Barlis is a leading mind in releasing people from their personal fears. A one-on-one session with her is sure to get that pesky fear of flying over before you can say, 'what else am I getting for free at this thing?'
10 sessions with personal trainer Alexis Seletzky
Worth over £500, these training sessions will help the stars maintain their perfect bod between blockbusters.
Oh, and this list is just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to the 'swag bag's' gifts.
Others prizes include a 'conflict -free' diamond necklace, a lifetime's supply of Oxygenetix foundation, and so much more.
How the other half live, hey?
Daisy Murray is the Digital Fashion Editor at ELLE UK, spotlighting emerging designers, sustainable shopping, and celebrity style. Since joining in 2016 as an editorial intern, Daisy has run the gamut of fashion journalism - interviewing Molly Goddard backstage at London Fashion Week, investigating the power of androgynous dressing and celebrating the joys of vintage shopping.
