Brad Pitt Has Reportedly Been Texting Jennifer Aniston About His New Single Struggle...And Sculpting

Let's hope Jen was all, 'who dis?'

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Now this article is largely gossip (with a side of make-believe), and we don't like to gossip over at ELLE...we LOVE to.

Just kidding.

But this rumour is just too good not to spread...just a little, in the full knowledge that it could very well be total bulls**t.

So that's the disclaimer done.

But, rumour has it that Brad Pitt managed to wrangle Jen's number and texted her on 11th February to wish her a Happy Birthday.

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We imagine (we are COMPLETELY making this bit up) it went a little bit like this:

'Hi Jen, sorry to message you like this, Happy Birthday. I was just looking at some really nice curtains the other day, and it made me think of you, and your hair. Luv from, ur bunny Brad x'

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Absolutely classic move - can anyone say they have never texted or been texted by an ex on their birthday?!

It is *the* move to use, if you want to re-ignite a conversation with an ex-lover.

So obvious, so basic. Brad, we thought better of you.

Anyway, we hope Jen's reply was like,

Vanity Fair 💙💙

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'Sorry It's taken me so long to reply, I've been on an Italian cooking course (looking fly as hell) with my soulmate Justin, who dis?'

Thanks for 600k!!

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Turns out, the rumour mill doesn't stop there, and US Weekly reports, 'Brad told her he's having a hard time with his split and they exchanged a few texts reminiscing about the past.'

We imagine the conversation went a little like this,

Brad: 'Remember that time when we were a honey-toned mega-couple?'

Jennifer: 'Remember that time when you cheated on me, America's sweetheart, and then quickly married to someone else, leaving me heartbroken, and then I met someone I love and took my time with them and then your marriage broke down'?

Just Married !!!

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To add insult to injury, there's reports that Brad spent ten days over Awards season, inside, sculpting...

Whatever you've got to do mate.

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