Chrissy Teigen is amazing. Anyone who tells you otherwise is 100% a robot underneath whatever fake skin they're fooling you with.
Yes, she's a supermodel. Yes, she's a loving mum to little Luna. Yes, she paid for skin-care guru Mercedes Edney's tuition fee to esthetician school. But, really, it's because she provides fun in the form of endlessly taunting her husband John Legend online.
Like that time she got matching henna back tattoos with a random stranger to get back at John for dancing with a fan.
Or critiquing his performance on The Voice.
Or that time she helped the Internet troll him with everyone's favourite meme.
Then there's the time, two days ago, when she lay on the sofa wearing a towel and announced: "I am Best Dressed at the Billboard Music Awards. I'm wearing a terry cloth."
Several hours later, however, Teigan decided to pack it all in and hang out with her family in Las Vegas instead. But if you thought they'd be having a quiet night in, not a chance. The gang headed out to Magic Mike Live and, by the looks of it, had a thoroughly good time.
Inflatable doll with a penis? Sure.
