The stars aligned once again on Carpool Karaoke last night when host James Corden featured queen of everything/general badass P!nk, and things got very candid, very fast.
The pair sang some of her greatest hits, including 'Raise Your Glass,' 'Get the Party Started,' and 'What About Us' as they drove around Los Angeles. After giving James a choreography mini-lesson, she even admitted to an unexpected love triangle (or love square?) between her and Bon Jovi — yes, the Jon Bon Jovi — and I'm living for this non-drama.
Apparently, P!nk was dead set on marrying him when she was a kid, but after finding out he married his high school sweetheart Dorothea Hurley, she flipped out, to say the least. 'I almost threw up in my mouth,' she said. 'I ripped his posters off the wall, threw them out, and didn't come out of my room for days. I was devastated. It was the first time someone ever broke my heart.'
But it definitely didn't stop P!nk from making the moves on him when she met him over a decade later. 'I told him the first time I met him,' she said. 'I was like, "How are you guys? Are you happy, you and Dorothea?"'
In response, Bon Jovi took their flirt-ationship to the next level by sending her perhaps the most extra gift to ever exist: a pair of leather pants fastened to a life-sized flower arrangement with a note saying, 'Now you can finally get into my pants.'
I am DECEASED. P!nk's husband Carey Hart was less than pleased and threw the pants out the window in response, but can you blame him? It's Jon Bon Jovi.
As if that story didn't turn the segment into a literal wild ride, the two also tested P!nk's theory that hanging upside down improves her singing. (She's renowned for her aerialism at this point, on top of her vocals.)
Of course, she sounds like a heavenly angel on this Earth no matter what position she sings from, but James was definitely... less than into it. Perhaps he was worried about the Demogorgon?
The jury's still out on whether her method really does improve a chorus, but I'm still (upside) down for this *~science~* experiment. Watch the full video above.
