If you have the courage to listen to Trump supporters lambast Hillary Clinton over her email scandal that came out earlier this summer, you'd be convinced the Democratic presidential candidate was the Devil incarnate.
If you don't know much about the email 'scandal' (don't worry, Trump supporters don't seem to either), basically in the four years Clinton was secretary of state, she opted to sometimes use a private email account – rather than a state.gov email address – on her own personal server to conduct government business. I know right, what a cruel mistress of evil.
Anyway, this unsurprisingly wasn't a big deal at the time (I mean, who hasn't sent work emails on their private and personal accounts?), until, lo and behold, the State Department decided to investigate into the email scandal and as a result the case has become the linchpin of Trump's arguments, pillorying his rival (because there doesn't really seem a lot else to critique her for).
But, you've got to give it to Trump. If you dig deeper into Clinton's emails – released by Wikileaks – it's shocking at just how conniving and heartless she really is.
In an email about a 10-year-old Yemeni girl, Hillary wrote:
'Do you recall Noon i Ali? The ten-year-old Yemeni girl who got herself divorced? I met her at the Glamour awards last year. There was a CNN story last few days about how unhappy she is, still living at home, not attending school and quite angry that her life is not better.'
Er, how wicked. Hillary wants to help a girl who is unhappy and not in education. Downright sinful.
But wait, the Dark Lord doesn't stop there in her reign of terror.
In 2010, Clinton emailed asking people to provide medical supplies to desperate doctors after the devastating Haiti earthquakes.
'Also food and water?'
Oh, the shame. Stop, Hillary, just stop this madness.
In 2011, she even had the audacity to email someone about the closure of an Illinois group home that aided abused and neglected young boys and wrote: 'What a sad commentary about our values today. I sound more curmudgeonly everyday but it is hard to see the clock being turned back on so much that matters, especially poor kids. Oh well, I can only hope the tide turns soon.'
'Devil woman. Devil woman,' I heard you cry. Hoping that fragile young boys may one day find the support they so rightfully deserve – that's just the lowest of the low, Hills. So, low.
Anyway, if that's not enough, in new Q&A with Rookie readers Hillary revealed just how she kept her cool during the live presidential debates against her angelic, 'blonde'-haired rival…
She wrote – most likely from her lair of destruction and evil – : 'I've been preparing for those debates for a long time–like, for decades.
'I strive to balance being thoughtful and calm with being relaxed and open with people. That's something a lot of women deal with, especially if they're in the public eye. It's just how it goes.'
A calm, educated, loving and caring woman for President. Makes me sick, I tell you...
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