Whoever was doing the BBC's subtitles for Kanye West's Glastonbury set over the weekend was seemingly kicking back with a can of cider, uploading the text from their iPhone.
Any other explanation for all the motherducking?
Ok, ok, so obviously the Beeb had to censor all the poetic depth of Kanye's actual lyrics for their audience at home - but that doesn't stop it all being hilarious.
Personal favourites - and possibly better in subtitles than in the actual lyricised version:
Ah babes, it's hard keeping up with the fast-talking-types innit.