Remember a time when Calvin Harris was not an international sex symbol and the boyfriend of Taylor Swift?
A simpler time, when he hadn't yet exposed his underwear dragon to the world, wore dodgy hats, and generally looked like a sweet, innocent little duckling/typical British lad?
You know, this guy.
Well, that time is DEAD. Smothered by Calvin Harris' massive, Emporio Armani covered bulge. Sliced up by his abs, cut from bloody marble, apparently.
He's gone and stripped off again, appearing in Armani's Autumn/Winter campaign to promote their underwear. And other stuff, like sunglasses and cool jackets etc., but let's be real. We're all here for the underwear pics. Like this one.
And this one. Oh, hey. Nice casual leaning, there.
Oh fine, if you really want to see Calvin modelling some actual clothes, we're not going to stop you. Here he is wearing the world's fanciest jacket, and looking super edgy. Not an ab in sight.
And here he is rocking some sunglasses.
And looking pensive, with a watch.
But let us end with this magical gif, with thanks to Jezebel. To be watched eternally on repeat.
From the editors of cosmopolitan.co.uk
