When Scandi sexpot Alexander Skarsgård  turned up at the San Francisco premiere of The Diary of a Teenage Girl serving some Studio 54 drag realness, the internet asked WHY?  Meanwhile we in the ELLE office asked why not?

The True Blood hot vamp looked so smokin’ in gold sequins, oversized hoop earrings and Farah Fawcett locks that the only thing we wanted to know was what to call her.

So we put Alexander Skarsgard into a drag name generator (honestly, try it!), which christened this vision in lamé Goldie Boom-Boom.

In the words ofqueen of all queens Ru Paul, Condragulations Goldie, ‘Shantay, you stay’.